Chris Owen posted the “13 things not to do on a cruise” on his site today.

Now most if it is pretty good advice such as: 1. Don’t sit on the guard rail 2. Don’t argue with other passengers 5. Don’t buy travel insurance without knowing what it covers. Stuff that prospective cruisers could find valuable.

THEN it takes a bizarre turn, 7. Don’t get murdered 8. Don’t disappear 6. Don’t get seasick.

Seems offensive to anyone who has passed away while at sea. File this one under “Stuff you just don’t say.”


*In the interest of full disclosure, nothing personal towards Mr. Owen. I find his site informative and will still continue to read his work.